Why you should get to know me: "I don't watch sports or do a lot of other stereotypical lame guy things."
Fill in the blanks: "A pretty woman is sexy; a pretty woman you can converse with is sexier."
Most humbling moment: "My first yoga class."
If I could be anywhere at the moment: "Anywhere in the British Isles would be grand, or Scandinavia in an ice hotel."
In my bedroom, you will find: "Street signs, street cones, strobe light, sub wuffers, leapord sheets, blue walls."
More about what I am looking for: "Someone who will not judge me for my love of Law & Order."
More about who I'm looking for: "Someone who can do absolutely nothing and not say 'I'm bored.' No boring people, please."