Why you should get to know me: "I get the cosmic joke."
If I could be anywhere at the moment: "Not broke in a tropical place."
Most humbling moment: "Getting fired as a barista. Not my fault, I swear."
Song or album that puts me in the mood: "'Pretty Woman,' 'Lady in Red,' 'Unforgettable.'"
The five items I can't live without: "Garlic, cashmere, friends, fine literature, morning coffee, sun, laughs."
Why you should get to know me: "I love rodeo."
Best or worst lie I've ever told: "I was the child actor that played Danny in The Shining."