Why you should get to know me: "I deleted FOX News from my remote."
Fill in the blanks: "A pretty woman is sexy; a pretty woman you can converse with is sexier."
In my bedroom, you will find: "Street signs, street cones, strobe light, sub wuffers, leapord sheets, blue walls."
Why you should get to know me: "I am one of the funniest people I have ever met."
More about who I'm looking for: "Someone who is honest, has a good heart, and who has a brain."
More about what I am looking for: "Someone who will not judge me for my love of Law & Order."
More about what I am looking for: "Someone confident, powerful and steadfast enough to let me take care of them."