More about who I'm looking for: "Someone who can do absolutely nothing and not say 'I'm bored.' No boring people, please."
More about what I am looking for: "I'm just looking for a kind cutie to come along."
Best or worst lie I've ever told: "I was the child actor that played Danny in The Shining."
The five items I can't live without: "Garlic, cashmere, friends, fine literature, morning coffee, sun, laughs."
More about what I am looking for: "Someone who can take sarcasm. It's how I communicate most effectively."
Why you should get to know me: "I get the cosmic joke."
More about what I am looking for: "Someone confident, powerful and steadfast enough to let me take care of them."