More about who I'm looking for: "Someone who can do absolutely nothing and not say 'I'm bored.' No boring people, please."
Why you should get to know me: "Because I know all MTV's The State sketches by heart."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "An antique bed frame that was my grandmother's (uh, yes it squeaks)."
Best (or worst) lie I've ever told: "I tell a few white lies a day, like my grandmother never to deceive, only to accentuate."
Fill in the blanks: "Sharp wit is sexy; vulnerability is sexier."
More about what I am looking for: "Someone confident, powerful and steadfast enough to let me take care of them."
More about what I am looking for: "Someone who will not judge me for my love of Law & Order."