If I could be anywhere at the moment: "Not broke in a tropical place."
The five items I can't live without: "Garlic, cashmere, friends, fine literature, morning coffee, sun, laughs."
Why you should get to know me: "Because I know all MTV's The State sketches by heart."
Why you should get to know me: "I deleted FOX News from my remote."
Why you should get to know me: "I am one of the funniest people I have ever met."
Song or album that puts me in the mood: "'Pretty Woman,' 'Lady in Red,' 'Unforgettable.'"
More about what I am looking for: "Someone who can take sarcasm. It's how I communicate most effectively."