More about who I'm looking for: "Someone who can do absolutely nothing and not say 'I'm bored.' No boring people, please."
The five items I can't live without: "A bottle of wine, a crust of bread, and thou. Or thee. No, it's definitely thou. Whatever."
Why you should get to know me: "I love rodeo."
More about who I'm looking for: "Someone smart, cute and fun who answers correctly to 'Beatles or Stones?'"
If I could be anywhere at the moment: "I'd be in a helicopter - anywhere will do."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Myriads of books on the sociology of baseball."
If I could be anywhere at the moment: "Anywhere in the British Isles would be grand, or Scandinavia in an ice hotel."