Why you should get to know me: "I don't watch sports or do a lot of other stereotypical lame guy things."
Why you should get to know me: "I get the cosmic joke."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Myriads of books on the sociology of baseball."
The five items I can't live without: "Garlic, cashmere, friends, fine literature, morning coffee, sun, laughs."
Why you should get to know me: "Because I know all MTV's The State sketches by heart."
Why you should get to know me: "I can play the blues in any key, appreciate the symphony, and know at least two salsa dancing moves."
Most humbling moment: "When I realized my parents are a lot smarter than I thought they were when I was a teen."