More about who I'm looking for: "Someone who can do absolutely nothing and not say 'I'm bored.' No boring people, please."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Lace, altar, silver, beeswax."
Why you should get to know me: "I will intrigue and challenge you, spoil you and laugh with you."
Best or worst lie I've ever told: "I was the child actor that played Danny in The Shining."
Why you should get to know me: "I deleted FOX News from my remote."
Why you should get to know me: "I am one of the funniest people I have ever met."
More about who I'm looking for: "She can have the time of her life at the ballet, or a demolition derby."