In my bedroom, you'll find: "Myriads of books on the sociology of baseball."
Favorite on-screen sex scene: "Amelie when she ponders how many people are having an orgasm at the exact moment."
The five items I can't live without: "Hugs, laughter, smiles, high-fives, and Jones soda."
If I could be anywhere at the moment: "I'd be in a helicopter - anywhere will do."
Why you should get to know me: "I am one of the funniest people I have ever met."
Best (or worst) lie I've ever told: "I tell a few white lies a day, like my grandmother never to deceive, only to accentuate."
Why you should get to know me: "I don't watch sports or do a lot of other stereotypical lame guy things."