More about who I'm looking for: "Someone who can do absolutely nothing and not say 'I'm bored.' No boring people, please."
Most humbling moment: "When I realized my parents are a lot smarter than I thought they were when I was a teen."
Why you should get to know me: "I am one of the funniest people I have ever met."
Best or worst lie I've ever told: "I was the child actor that played Danny in The Shining."
Most humbling moment: "Getting fired as a barista. Not my fault, I swear."
More about who I'm looking for: "Someone who likes to have a good time, but doesn't need to party to have fun."
The five items I can't live without: "Hugs, laughter, smiles, high-fives, and Jones soda."