Why you should get to know me: "Because I know all MTV's The State sketches by heart."
Best (or worst) lie I've ever told: "I tell a few white lies a day, like my grandmother never to deceive, only to accentuate."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Myriads of books on the sociology of baseball."
Fill in the blanks: "A pretty woman is sexy; a pretty woman you can converse with is sexier."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Lace, altar, silver, beeswax."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "An antique bed frame that was my grandmother's (uh, yes it squeaks)."
More about what I am looking for: "A man with an easy smile and contagious laughter."