Why you should get to know me: "I am one of the funniest people I have ever met."
If I could be anywhere at the moment: "Anywhere in the British Isles would be grand, or Scandinavia in an ice hotel."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Myriads of books on the sociology of baseball."
The five items I can't live without: "Friends, portable music, inline skates,
hiking boots, cameras."
In my bedroom, you will find: "Street signs, street cones, strobe light, sub wuffers, leapord sheets, blue walls."
Why you should get to know me: "I get the cosmic joke."
Most humbling moment: "The moment when I thought I had misspelled my tattoo. Mirrors are funny like that."