Best or worst lie I've ever told: "I was the child actor that played Danny in The Shining."
More about who I'm looking for: "She can have the time of her life at the ballet, or a demolition derby."
The five items I can't live without: "Hugs, laughter, smiles, high-fives, and Jones soda."
Song or album that puts me in the mood: "'Pretty Woman,' 'Lady in Red,' 'Unforgettable.'"
Why you should get to know me: "I am one of the funniest people I have ever met."
Most humbling moment: "When I realized my parents are a lot smarter than I thought they were when I was a teen."
If I could be anywhere at the moment: "Anywhere in the British Isles would be grand, or Scandinavia in an ice hotel."