Why you should get to know me: "Because I know all MTV's The State sketches by heart."
"I can sing the famous aria from Carmen. I eat dark chocolate like others take vitamins - daily. I'm active in the community."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Lace, altar, silver, beeswax."
More about who I'm looking for: "Someone who likes to have a good time, but doesn't need to party to have fun."
The five items I can't live without: "A bottle of wine, a crust of bread, and thou. Or thee. No, it's definitely thou. Whatever."
Most humbling moment: "My first yoga class."
More about who I'm looking for: "Someone who can do absolutely nothing and not say 'I'm bored.' No boring people, please."