Fill in the blanks: "Sharp wit is sexy; vulnerability is sexier."
Song or album that puts me in the mood: "'Pretty Woman,' 'Lady in Red,' 'Unforgettable.'"
If I could be anywhere at the moment: "Not broke in a tropical place."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Myriads of books on the sociology of baseball."
Why you should get to know me: "I am one of the funniest people I have ever met."
Why you should get to know me: "I deleted FOX News from my remote."
In my bedroom, you will find: "Street signs, street cones, strobe light, sub wuffers, leapord sheets, blue walls."