Why you should get to know me: "I am one of the funniest people I have ever met."
Most humbling moment: "When my seven year old daughter told me family was more important than money."
The five items I can't live without: "A bottle of wine, a crust of bread, and thou. Or thee. No, it's definitely thou. Whatever."
The five items I can't live without: "Friends, portable music, inline skates,
hiking boots, cameras."
Most humbling moment: "When I tried to sing 'Bad Medicine' karaoke style and didn't realize how difficult singing Bon Jovi could be."
Why you should get to know me: "I deleted FOX News from my remote."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Lace, altar, silver, beeswax."