In my bedroom, you'll find: "An antique bed frame that was my grandmother's (uh, yes it squeaks)."
In my bedroom, you will find: "Street signs, street cones, strobe light, sub wuffers, leapord sheets, blue walls."
More about who I'm looking for: "She can have the time of her life at the ballet, or a demolition derby."
Most humbling moment: "Getting fired as a barista. Not my fault, I swear."
Why you should get to know me: "Because I know all MTV's The State sketches by heart."
Why you should get to know me: "I love my Mom."
Why you should get to know me: "I deleted FOX News from my remote."