More about who I'm looking for: "Someone smart, cute and fun who answers correctly to 'Beatles or Stones?'"
More about what I am looking for: "I'm hankering for a man who likes quick repartee and boy things like March Madness and PS2."
Why you should get to know me: "I am one of the funniest people I have ever met."
In my bedroom, you will find: "Street signs, street cones, strobe light, sub wuffers, leapord sheets, blue walls."
Why you should get to know me: "Because I know all MTV's The State sketches by heart."
"I'd like to meet a thoughful, energetic, complex woman with brains as well as beauty and a high silly quotient."
More about what I am looking for: "Someone confident, powerful and steadfast enough to let me take care of them."