If I could be anywhere at the moment: "Eating the next great meal of my life in Tokyo."
If I could be anywhere at the moment: "Not broke in a tropical place."
Most humbling moment: "When I realized my parents are a lot smarter than I thought they were when I was a teen."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "An antique bed frame that was my grandmother's (uh, yes it squeaks)."
In my bedroom, you will find: "Street signs, street cones, strobe light, sub wuffers, leapord sheets, blue walls."
Why you should get to know me: "I get the cosmic joke."
More about who I'm looking for: "Someone who can do absolutely nothing and not say 'I'm bored.' No boring people, please."