If I could be anywhere at the moment: "I'd be in a helicopter - anywhere will do."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Some books on soul-searching, my African drums, and a few lingering thoughts."
Why you should get to know me: "Because I know all MTV's The State sketches by heart."
Why you should get to know me: "I get the cosmic joke."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Myriads of books on the sociology of baseball."
In my bedroom, you will find: "Street signs, street cones, strobe light, sub wuffers, leapord sheets, blue walls."
More about who I'm looking for: "Someone who's creative, but is not insane. Someone who is insane but will never reveal it."