In my bedroom, you will find: "Street signs, street cones, strobe light, sub wuffers, leapord sheets, blue walls."
More about what I am looking for: "A man with an easy smile and contagious laughter."
More about who I'm looking for: "Someone who's creative, but is not insane. Someone who is insane but will never reveal it."
Why you should get to know me: "I am one of the funniest people I have ever met."
Fill in the blanks: "A pretty woman is sexy; a pretty woman you can converse with is sexier."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Lace, altar, silver, beeswax."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Myriads of books on the sociology of baseball."