Favorite on-screen sex scene: "The kitchen and bath scene in The Bridges of Madison County."
More about who I'm looking for: "She can have the time of her life at the ballet, or a demolition derby."
More about what I am looking for: "I'm hankering for a man who likes quick repartee and boy things like March Madness and PS2."
Most humbling moment: "Getting fired as a barista. Not my fault, I swear."
If I could be anywhere at the moment: "I'd be in a helicopter - anywhere will do."
The five items I can't live without: "Garlic, cashmere, friends, fine literature, morning coffee, sun, laughs."
Why you should get to know me: "I am one of the funniest people I have ever met."