In my bedroom, you'll find: "Lace, altar, silver, beeswax."
The five items I can't live without: "A bottle of wine, a crust of bread, and thou. Or thee. No, it's definitely thou. Whatever."
Why you should get to know me: "I don't watch sports or do a lot of other stereotypical lame guy things."
Why you should get to know me: "I love rodeo."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Myriads of books on the sociology of baseball."
Most humbling moment: "When I tried to sing 'Bad Medicine' karaoke style and didn't realize how difficult singing Bon Jovi could be."
Most humbling moment: "Getting fired as a barista. Not my fault, I swear."