Best or worst lie I've ever told: "I was the child actor that played Danny in The Shining."
"I'd like to meet a thoughful, energetic, complex woman with brains as well as beauty and a high silly quotient."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Lace, altar, silver, beeswax."
Most humbling moment: "When I realized my parents are a lot smarter than I thought they were when I was a teen."
Most humbling moment: "Getting fired as a barista. Not my fault, I swear."
Why you should get to know me: "I get the cosmic joke."
Why you should get to know me: "I will intrigue and challenge you, spoil you and laugh with you."