If I could be anywhere at the moment: "I'd be in a helicopter - anywhere will do."
Fill in the blanks: "A pretty woman is sexy; a pretty woman you can converse with is sexier."
More about what I am looking for: "I'm just looking for a kind cutie to come along."
Most humbling moment: "Getting fired as a barista. Not my fault, I swear."
In my bedroom, you will find: "Street signs, street cones, strobe light, sub wuffers, leapord sheets, blue walls."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Myriads of books on the sociology of baseball."
More about who I'm looking for: "Someone smart, cute and fun who answers correctly to 'Beatles or Stones?'"