Why you should get to know me: "I am one of the funniest people I have ever met."
Best (or worst) lie I've ever told: "I tell a few white lies a day, like my grandmother never to deceive, only to accentuate."
Most humbling moment: "When my seven year old daughter told me family was more important than money."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Lace, altar, silver, beeswax."
If I could be anywhere at the moment: "Anywhere in the British Isles would be grand, or Scandinavia in an ice hotel."
In my bedroom, you will find: "Street signs, street cones, strobe light, sub wuffers, leapord sheets, blue walls."
If I could be anywhere at the moment: "Not broke in a tropical place."