In my bedroom, you'll find: "An antique bed frame that was my grandmother's (uh, yes it squeaks)."
Why you should get to know me: "I am one of the funniest people I have ever met."
Song or album that puts me in the mood: "'Pretty Woman,' 'Lady in Red,' 'Unforgettable.'"
Most humbling moment: "When I tried to sing 'Bad Medicine' karaoke style and didn't realize how difficult singing Bon Jovi could be."
If I could be anywhere at the moment: "I'd be in a helicopter - anywhere will do."
The five items I can't live without: "A bottle of wine, a crust of bread, and thou. Or thee. No, it's definitely thou. Whatever."
More about who I'm looking for: "Someone who is honest, has a good heart, and who has a brain."