Fill in the blanks: "Sharp wit is sexy; vulnerability is sexier."
Why you should get to know me: "Because I know all MTV's The State sketches by heart."
More about what I am looking for: "I'm just looking for a kind cutie to come along."
In my bedroom, you will find: "Street signs, street cones, strobe light, sub wuffers, leapord sheets, blue walls."
The five items I can't live without: "A bottle of wine, a crust of bread, and thou. Or thee. No, it's definitely thou. Whatever."
Song or album that puts me in the mood: "'Pretty Woman,' 'Lady in Red,' 'Unforgettable.'"
Why you should get to know me: "I will intrigue and challenge you, spoil you and laugh with you."