Why you should get to know me: "I am one of the funniest people I have ever met."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Seven pair of Adidas Superstars."
Most humbling moment: "Getting my nose broken by this girl in the third grade. I've respected women ever since."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Lace, altar, silver, beeswax."
Why you should get to know me: "I don't watch sports or do a lot of other stereotypical lame guy things."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "An antique bed frame that was my grandmother's (uh, yes it squeaks)."
Song or album that puts me in the mood: "'Pretty Woman,' 'Lady in Red,' 'Unforgettable.'"