In my bedroom, you'll find: "Lace, altar, silver, beeswax."
More about who I'm looking for: "Someone who likes to have a good time, but doesn't need to party to have fun."
The five items I can't live without: "A bottle of wine, a crust of bread, and thou. Or thee. No, it's definitely thou. Whatever."
More about what I am looking for: "Someone confident, powerful and steadfast enough to let me take care of them."
More about who I'm looking for: "Someone who can do absolutely nothing and not say 'I'm bored.' No boring people, please."
If I could be anywhere at the moment: "Anywhere in the British Isles would be grand, or Scandinavia in an ice hotel."
More about what I am looking for: "I'm hankering for a man who likes quick repartee and boy things like March Madness and PS2."