More about what I am looking for: "Someone who will not judge me for my love of Law & Order."
The five items I can't live without: "Hugs, laughter, smiles, high-fives, and Jones soda."
Why you should get to know me: "I love rodeo."
If I could be anywhere at the moment: "Eating the next great meal of my life in Tokyo."
The five items I can't live without: "A bottle of wine, a crust of bread, and thou. Or thee. No, it's definitely thou. Whatever."
Why you should get to know me: "I am one of the funniest people I have ever met."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Myriads of books on the sociology of baseball."