If I could be anywhere at the moment: "Camping under the stars."
Best or worst lie I've ever told: "I was the child actor that played Danny in The Shining."
More about what I am looking for: "I'm just looking for a kind cutie to come along."
The five items I can't live without: "A bottle of wine, a crust of bread, and thou. Or thee. No, it's definitely thou. Whatever."
Most humbling moment: "When I realized my parents are a lot smarter than I thought they were when I was a teen."
The five items I can't live without: "Hugs, laughter, smiles, high-fives, and Jones soda."
Why you should get to know me: "I get the cosmic joke."