In my bedroom, you'll find: "An antique bed frame that was my grandmother's (uh, yes it squeaks)."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Myriads of books on the sociology of baseball."
More about what I am looking for: "Someone who will not judge me for my love of Law & Order."
More about what I am looking for: "I'm just looking for a kind cutie to come along."
Favorite on-screen sex scene: "The kitchen and bath scene in The Bridges of Madison County."
In my bedroom, you will find: "Street signs, street cones, strobe light, sub wuffers, leapord sheets, blue walls."
The five items I can't live without: "A bottle of wine, a crust of bread, and thou. Or thee. No, it's definitely thou. Whatever."