The five items I can't live without: "Garlic, cashmere, friends, fine literature, morning coffee, sun, laughs."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Some books on soul-searching, my African drums, and a few lingering thoughts."
If I could be anywhere at the moment: "Not broke in a tropical place."
Why you should get to know me: "I am one of the funniest people I have ever met."
Why you should get to know me: "Because I know all MTV's The State sketches by heart."
Why you should get to know me: "I get the cosmic joke."
More about who I'm looking for: "Someone who can do absolutely nothing and not say 'I'm bored.' No boring people, please."