Why you should get to know me: "I am one of the funniest people I have ever met."
The five items I can't live without: "Hugs, laughter, smiles, high-fives, and Jones soda."
More about what I am looking for: "Someone who will not judge me for my love of Law & Order."
Favorite on-screen sex scene: "Amelie when she ponders how many people are having an orgasm at the exact moment."
The five items I can't live without: "Garlic, cashmere, friends, fine literature, morning coffee, sun, laughs."
The five items I can't live without: "A bottle of wine, a crust of bread, and thou. Or thee. No, it's definitely thou. Whatever."
More about who I'm looking for: "Someone who likes to have a good time, but doesn't need to party to have fun."