In my bedroom, you'll find: "An antique bed frame that was my grandmother's (uh, yes it squeaks)."
Why you should get to know me: "I am one of the funniest people I have ever met."
Most humbling moment: "When I realized my parents are a lot smarter than I thought they were when I was a teen."
More about what I am looking for: "I'm just looking for a kind cutie to come along."
The five items I can't live without: "A bottle of wine, a crust of bread, and thou. Or thee. No, it's definitely thou. Whatever."
The five items I can't live without: "Garlic, cashmere, friends, fine literature, morning coffee, sun, laughs."
Best (or worst) lie I've ever told: "I tell a few white lies a day, like my grandmother never to deceive, only to accentuate."