The five items I can't live without: "A bottle of wine, a crust of bread, and thou. Or thee. No, it's definitely thou. Whatever."
Why you should get to know me: "I am one of the funniest people I have ever met."
More about who I'm looking for: "Someone who's creative, but is not insane. Someone who is insane but will never reveal it."
The five items I can't live without: "Hugs, laughter, smiles, high-fives, and Jones soda."
More about what I am looking for: "I'm just looking for a kind cutie to come along."
If I could be anywhere at the moment: "I'd be in a helicopter - anywhere will do."
More about what I am looking for: "A man with an easy smile and contagious laughter."