In my bedroom, you'll find: "Myriads of books on the sociology of baseball."
Most humbling moment: "Tumbling down a flight of stairs at a witch party."
Most humbling moment: "Getting fired as a barista. Not my fault, I swear."
Why you should get to know me: "I get the cosmic joke."
If I could be anywhere at the moment: "Not broke in a tropical place."
More about who I'm looking for: "Someone who can do absolutely nothing and not say 'I'm bored.' No boring people, please."
The five items I can't live without: "Garlic, cashmere, friends, fine literature, morning coffee, sun, laughs."