Why you should get to know me: "Because I know all MTV's The State sketches by heart."
Why you should get to know me: "I will intrigue and challenge you, spoil you and laugh with you."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Lace, altar, silver, beeswax."
More about what I am looking for: "Someone who will not judge me for my love of Law & Order."
Most humbling moment: "Getting my nose broken by this girl in the third grade. I've respected women ever since."
The five items I can't live without: "A bottle of wine, a crust of bread, and thou. Or thee. No, it's definitely thou. Whatever."
Most humbling moment: "When I realized my parents are a lot smarter than I thought they were when I was a teen."