Why you should get to know me: "I get the cosmic joke."
More about who I'm looking for: "Someone who's creative, but is not insane. Someone who is insane but will never reveal it."
Most humbling moment: "Dangling by a rope wrapped once around my wrist, 100 ft. in the air, from a hot air balloon."
If I could be anywhere at the moment: "Camping under the stars."
Why you should get to know me: "Because I know all MTV's The State sketches by heart."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Myriads of books on the sociology of baseball."
The five items I can't live without: "Hugs, laughter, smiles, high-fives, and Jones soda."