In my bedroom, you'll find: "Lace, altar, silver, beeswax."
More about who I'm looking for: "She can have the time of her life at the ballet, or a demolition derby."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Seven pair of Adidas Superstars."
More about what I am looking for: "Someone who will not judge me for my love of Law & Order."
Most humbling moment: "Getting my nose broken by this girl in the third grade. I've respected women ever since."
In my bedroom, you will find: "Street signs, street cones, strobe light, sub wuffers, leapord sheets, blue walls."
Why you should get to know me: "I am one of the funniest people I have ever met."