The five items I can't live without: "A bottle of wine, a crust of bread, and thou. Or thee. No, it's definitely thou. Whatever."
Why you should get to know me: "I get the cosmic joke."
If I could be anywhere at the moment: "Ski mountaineering in Alaska, or in a jazz club in New Orleans."
If I could be anywhere at the moment: "I'd be in a helicopter - anywhere will do."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Lace, altar, silver, beeswax."
More about what I am looking for: "I'm hankering for a man who likes quick repartee and boy things like March Madness and PS2."
Most humbling moment: "Getting fired as a barista. Not my fault, I swear."