Why you should get to know me: "I don't watch sports or do a lot of other stereotypical lame guy things."
Why you should get to know me: "I can play the blues in any key, appreciate the symphony, and know at least two salsa dancing moves."
Most humbling moment: "Getting fired as a barista. Not my fault, I swear."
If I could be anywhere at the moment: "I'd be in a helicopter - anywhere will do."
Why you should get to know me: "I am one of the funniest people I have ever met."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Lace, altar, silver, beeswax."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Seven pair of Adidas Superstars."