Why you should get to know me: "I get the cosmic joke."
Fill in the blanks: "A pretty woman is sexy; a pretty woman you can converse with is sexier."
The five items I can't live without: "Friends, portable music, inline skates,
hiking boots, cameras."
Why you should get to know me: "Because I know all MTV's The State sketches by heart."
Why you should get to know me: "I am one of the funniest people I have ever met."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Lace, altar, silver, beeswax."
Most humbling moment: "Getting fired as a barista. Not my fault, I swear."