The five items I can't live without: "Hugs, laughter, smiles, high-fives, and Jones soda."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "An antique bed frame that was my grandmother's (uh, yes it squeaks)."
Why you should get to know me: "I don't watch sports or do a lot of other stereotypical lame guy things."
Why you should get to know me: "I get the cosmic joke."
Most humbling moment: "Getting my nose broken by this girl in the third grade. I've respected women ever since."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Myriads of books on the sociology of baseball."
Why you should get to know me: "Because I know all MTV's The State sketches by heart."