In my bedroom, you'll find: "Myriads of books on the sociology of baseball."
Why you should get to know me: "I am one of the funniest people I have ever met."
In my bedroom, you will find: "Street signs, street cones, strobe light, sub wuffers, leapord sheets, blue walls."
The five items I can't live without: "Hugs, laughter, smiles, high-fives, and Jones soda."
More about who I'm looking for: "Someone smart, cute and fun who answers correctly to 'Beatles or Stones?'"
If I could be anywhere at the moment: "Not broke in a tropical place."
More about what I am looking for: "I'm just looking for a kind cutie to come along."