In my bedroom, you will find: "Street signs, street cones, strobe light, sub wuffers, leapord sheets, blue walls."
Most humbling moment: "Getting my nose broken by this girl in the third grade. I've respected women ever since."
The five items I can't live without: "A bottle of wine, a crust of bread, and thou. Or thee. No, it's definitely thou. Whatever."
Most humbling moment: "When I tried to sing 'Bad Medicine' karaoke style and didn't realize how difficult singing Bon Jovi could be."
More about what I am looking for: "I'm just looking for a kind cutie to come along."
Why you should get to know me: "Because I know all MTV's The State sketches by heart."
Why you should get to know me: "I am one of the funniest people I have ever met."