The five items I can't live without: "A bottle of wine, a crust of bread, and thou. Or thee. No, it's definitely thou. Whatever."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Lace, altar, silver, beeswax."
Why you should get to know me: "I love rodeo."
Why you should get to know me: "Because I know all MTV's The State sketches by heart."
Most humbling moment: "Tumbling down a flight of stairs at a witch party."
If I could be anywhere at the moment: "Anywhere in the British Isles would be grand, or Scandinavia in an ice hotel."
More about what I am looking for: "Someone who will not judge me for my love of Law & Order."