Fill in the blanks: "Sharp wit is sexy; vulnerability is sexier."
In my bedroom, you will find: "Street signs, street cones, strobe light, sub wuffers, leapord sheets, blue walls."
Most humbling moment: "Getting fired as a barista. Not my fault, I swear."
Most humbling moment: "When I realized my parents are a lot smarter than I thought they were when I was a teen."
More about what I am looking for: "I'm just looking for a kind cutie to come along."
More about who I'm looking for: "Someone who likes to have a good time, but doesn't need to party to have fun."
Why you should get to know me: "I will intrigue and challenge you, spoil you and laugh with you."