Most humbling moment: "Getting fired as a barista. Not my fault, I swear."
Song or album that puts me in the mood: "'Pretty Woman,' 'Lady in Red,' 'Unforgettable.'"
Why you should get to know me: "I deleted FOX News from my remote."
If I could be anywhere at the moment: "Ski mountaineering in Alaska, or in a jazz club in New Orleans."
More about who I'm looking for: "She can have the time of her life at the ballet, or a demolition derby."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Myriads of books on the sociology of baseball."
In my bedroom, you will find: "Street signs, street cones, strobe light, sub wuffers, leapord sheets, blue walls."